Sammy, Sammy, Sammy

April 29.2008

Dear Sam…..
Here we are again… Your folks are off baking in the sun and have left me behind in this dreary hellhole called Portland. It is wetter than a whore on Friday night! I am telling you I am starting to get webbed toes…. I have always waddled due to being as chunky as I am and to having a pretty botched up knee job three years ago, so I guess if I have webbed feet it would just seem fitting!
Well your pal Gabe misses you and has had a funny, not so funny thing happen to him. First off he is STILL at coffee creek! He is still waiting for them to find a place to put him…. I told his counselor that home would be just fine with me, but he actually had no sense of humor and I frankly I would not expect anything less than a poorly paid hack. But I tried!
So you leave CCC and Gabe arrives… Well they end up placing Gabriel in your old cell and yes in your old bunk! Odd huh…. Well as you know the kid you were sharing with was a Gabriel also…. So now you have Gabe sleeping in your old bunk with a kid who shares the same name….
But here is where it gets rich…. Someone tripped the fire alarm and set off the sprinkler system, so they all were moved to a different unit till the fire department could arrive. Well they both sit down to watch a ball game when out of nowhere 11 inmates charge up and call them Rape-o-s! Gabriel jumped to his feet and said what did you call me? They said we want no problem with you it is your cellie…. They wonder why Gabe has not put him in check? Gabe says he does not check papers and it is not his place to judge anyone! So they continue on with lil Gabe and he is scared to death saying he does not have any papers, that he was in there for rob 1! They do not buy it. So he asks Gabe do you have my back? And Gabe has to say no dude I do not…. I am doing my own time! You will have to find your own way, but stuttering and stammering will not help. Stand up to them…. Do not let them bully you… Well that is easy for Gabe knowing his size. But for mini Gabe it is not so easy and as you know he is from a very small town and has no street sense! So Gabe turns to call me, feeling a bit stressed over the situation. He is bummed out cause this kid has lied to him and he knows it is going to follow him back to his unit. So when the lights go down and they all are snug as bugs he confesses to Gabe that he is a Rape-o, and is scared. Gabriel told him he should be. He said someone can murder a whole village and not have as hard of time with things as you will being in there for rape. Sooooo….mini Gabe goes on to tell him his last cellie…..Hmmmmmm we know who that is….LOL, has told him to tell people he was down for armed robbery…. Kinda like his friend named Gabriel he met in county! YOU nut! I love you…. It is true you have a heart just like my son and would not want to see harm done to anyone. Gabriel and me have had a good laugh over it all but soon Gabriel will be moved and mini Gabe will be thrown to the wolves.
I have told Gabe that he is going to witness some of the most horrific acts of inhumanity and that he cannot allow it to effect him because if he does his time will be far worse than theirs. People will always seek Gabe out because of his good nature and his size seeking protection…. Gabriel is a marshmallow not a thug! But he can be assured that many are that no matter where he goes people will seek him out for protection, and unless he wants to get into the mix he needs to avoid it at all costs. Right now at CCC he has the gay-go’s following him around like puppets. I just want him out of CCC and on with his journey. I will keep you filled in on any changes that may occur and let you know where he is….
Take care, dear friend know I am thinking of you and that HELL yes I am going to be jealous of your Mom’s tan! She is Tan and I am rusted! I hope to hear from you soon. I would love to access you’re my space so I could send you pictures of your friends…. But that is up to you.
Till Later!
PS(I cannot believe you told your Daddy that I sent you eye candy!, God I died a hundred deaths of embarrassment!) BUT I won’t stop!

Peace,
Mars