Monday, March 16, 2009

Humane Society


The Oregon Humane Society is on the look out for a mystery Pedophilia, that’s right.... he is being sought after the incriminating photos were found on his home computer. Found by Stilla Waters a long time friend and babysitter for the accused. The photos clearly show lude acts between breeds.... Cross Breeding of this nature could land you in Jail for nearly life... This new sought after breeds are called a Kig in the underground world.... Kig's are becoming in more demand than just the ordinary kitten or pup.... The kig is known to snuggle close at night and has a bite like a bulldog if disturbed, warding off un-solicited sexual acts.... or to keep the bed hogging husband on his own side.... It is like sleeping with your own Private detective without having to cut him a check every two weeks..... Or cook him those lil sweets he, oh another story.... Please be on the look out for anyone who may breeding kigs....Feel free to notify OHS if you have any information....

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